he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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