It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
How's work?
Spinning.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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