He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
