I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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