She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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