In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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