Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
