escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I look better un-naked...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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