There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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