we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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