I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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