when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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