I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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