Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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