Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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