just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Randomize
