Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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