no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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