His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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