So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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