Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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