she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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