Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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