can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Randomize