he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There r osticjed everywhere
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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