You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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