I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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