Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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