This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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