Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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