I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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