are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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