He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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