Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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