i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you made out with another girl for some wings
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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