Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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