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(606): View more from Kentucky

A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...

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(217): View more from Illinois

her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...

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(954): View more from Florida

My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him

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(707): View more from California

He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".

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(510): View more from California

I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.

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(509): View more from Washington

Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.

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(518): View more from New York

I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

Exactly, what could possibly go wrong

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