So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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