you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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