She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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