Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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