should my penis look like a turkey
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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