And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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