People with herpes should wear stickers.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you didnt know i had herpes?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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