where am i from again
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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