school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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