Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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