What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
