god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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