he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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