Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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