just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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